I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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