This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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