i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
