Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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