But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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