She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
bring money and cleavage
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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