we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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