OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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