i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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