We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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