i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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