I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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