I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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