They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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