why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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