I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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