I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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