I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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