I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
false alarm, still single
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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