I don't think brook has ever known best
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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