I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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