You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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