I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
