JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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