Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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