I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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