How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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