and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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