what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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