He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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