It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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