Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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