its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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