Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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