is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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