just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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