end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She's the barista slut.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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