We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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