Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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