whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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