HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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