Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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