I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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