1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I did not marry a roomba.
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