Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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