Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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