I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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