This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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