Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she pinky promised me she was 18
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Randomize
