i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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