i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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