Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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