Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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