I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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