Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My vagina just clenched in fear
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