he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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