you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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