The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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